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May 23, 2007 11:49:36 GMT 1
Post by Aerion on May 23, 2007 11:49:36 GMT 1
Hands That Bark, by Alexander B.
"An eye for an eye and the whole world ends up blind." Gandhi "A life without joy is a wasted life, and you have just the one to waste." Alexander B. "Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it." Henry David Thoreau "We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them." Charles Caleb Colton "To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe." Marilyn S "I believe in God, only I spell it Nature." Frank Lloyd Wright "To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." Elbert Hubbard "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde "Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration." Thomas A. Edison "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." Aesop "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." Albert Einstein "Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." Twain "I'm all in favour of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters." Frank Lloyd Wright “Nature and wisdom never are at strife.” Plutarch
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asd
Aug 30, 2007 14:33:13 GMT 1
Post by Aerion on Aug 30, 2007 14:33:13 GMT 1
<HTML> <HEAD> <STYLE> a:link {font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:red} a:visited {font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:#4e4e4e} </STYLE> <TITLE>Cannot find anything useful. Move along, citizen!</TITLE> </HEAD>
<!-- M$ may suck, but they sure can make laughably overblown 404 pages. :) --->
<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF"> <TABLE WIDTH="400" CELLPADDING="3" CELLSPACING="5"> <TR> <TD valign="top" align="left"><IMG SRC="http://www.NineChime.com/Tabs/404_Info.gif" width="25" height="33" ALT="ARRGH! You broke it!"></TD> <TD align="left" valign="middle" width="360"><h1 style="COLOR: black; FONT: 13pt/15pt verdana"><span>'Dat page ain't heah, foo!</span></h1> </TD> </TR>
<TR> <TD width="400" colspan="2"> <font style="COLOR: black; FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana">The page you are looking at is unavailable for comment. You may be experiencing technical difficulties, so you may need to adjust your settings. I suggest a move to Antarctica. That ought to clear you right up!</font></td> </TR>
<TR> <TD width="400" colspan="2"> <font style="COLOR: black; FONT: 8pt/11pt verdana"><hr color="#C0C0C0"><BR> Please try the following, not like it'll help:<BR> <BR>
<!-- The fun begins. Yes, I have no life ---> <UL> <LI>Click the <img src="http://www.NineChime.com/Tabs/404_Refresh.gif" width="13" height="16"> Refresh button, to see if a page that doesn't actully exist might be encouraged to spontaniously appear.<BR> </LI> <LI> If you typed the page address in the Address bar, you're probably just guessing. Stop it, right now!<BR> </LI>
<LI> To check your connection settings, click the <B>Tools</B> menu, and then click <B>Internet Options</B>. Unfortunatly, this won't help you, since you're looking for something that isn't here. <B>This</B> is the weakest link. Goodbye! </li>
<LI> If your Network Administrator can't stop it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and discover <B>other</B> things that supposely don't exist. They are called bugs... I mean, features. If you feel you haven't found quite enough of them by yourself, you can get Windows to try and discover them automatically and crash shamelessly, by clicking the <a href="IdiotDetector.html"><img border=0 src="http://www.NineChime.com/Tabs/404_Detect.gif" width="16" height="16" align="center"> Windows Idiot Detection Wizard</A><BR> </LI>
<LI> Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Good for them, but since Internet Explorer is so flippin' insecure as it is, even 512-bit security won't do you much good. Click the <b>Tools</b> menu, select <b>Internet Options</b> -> <B>Security</B> -> <B>Custom Level</B>, and then set <B>"Download signed ActiveX controls"</B> to <B>"Prompt"</B>. This alone will solve 95% of your spamware and virus troubles.<BR> </LI>
<LI> If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure Internet Explorer can support it without wetting its pants, especially if you're using a laptop.<BR> </LI>
<LI> Click the <A HREF="javascript:history.back(1)"><IMG valign=bottom border=0 src="http://www.NineChime.com/Tabs/404_Back.gif" width="12" height="16"> Back</A> button, so you can go through this brouhaha all over again! Yeehaw!<BR> </LI> </UL> <!-- End List --->
<BR> <H2 style="font:8pt/11pt verdana; color:black">Cannot find any signs of intelligent life!<BR>Abort / Retry / Fail / Ignore / Wac!</H2> </FONT></TD> </TR> </TABLE>
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Sept 6, 2007 16:49:20 GMT 1
Post by Aerion on Sept 6, 2007 16:49:20 GMT 1
((I didn't quite get what situation I am in, so I just went with "No idea about any of the problems, yet".))
Grabbing The Adventures of The A.X.Es from the shelf, Aerion plopped it on the counter, swiped his card, and was out of the store before the lazy person behind the counter got enough time to realize a sixteen year old boy were buying a eighteen-plus rated game. Having stuffed the new game in his left hip-pocket, he grabbed a soda from the kiosk and left in the direction of his home. No one would think him weird by his looks alone, as the dark brown shorts had many pockets but was otherwise like all other shorts, and the black shirt with the text "Pink Floyd" and a picture of a prism and the rainbow caused by it only marks him as liking an ancient band, and a tall, pale, dark-brown haired boy only sticks out of a crowd in the literal sense. What does make you think something is unique about this boy, however, is his distant smile, a rare thing indeed in the current state of the world, plus the brown eyes carrying the distant look often seen with dreamers and the leisurely walk, both of which, in a society valuing personal success beyond, is usually not seen at all. As he wandered down the appearantly empty street, he wondered out loud, since he rarely is silent when there's no people around, just what suffering would be ok for the moron who legalized the copter murderers of the wolves, and smiled on some of the more gory ideas.
((I will use specific names of objects when suitable, but always my own or fantasy-style words (mjod-like stuff with viking names, wine with elven names, ale/beer with dwarven names, just to name the ones that come the easiest to mind (booze is rare for me to mention, but for some reason what I think of first when it comes to likenesses of Vikings, Dwarves, and Elves)), such as A.X.E. being the team name of Aerion, Xergon, and Evan, the main characters of the book I'm attempting (if any item-names I use are real, tell me, because I'll probably not have heard of them). Also, I'm sorry for the relatively short post, but as I said before, I didn't quite get the situation (it is about half the size of your post though, and that was what you said you expected)))
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asd
Oct 26, 2007 12:16:33 GMT 1
Post by awdsaw on Oct 26, 2007 12:16:33 GMT 1
Nelfo.no Forbruker dsb.no
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asd
Nov 20, 2007 9:04:14 GMT 1
Post by Aerion on Nov 20, 2007 9:04:14 GMT 1
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asd
Jul 11, 2008 21:02:50 GMT 1
Post by Aerion on Jul 11, 2008 21:02:50 GMT 1
<a href="http://www.impossible-quiz.com" title="This quiz is impossible">I am smarter than 96.71% of the rest of the world.</a><br><a href="http://www.impossible-quiz.com" title="How smart am I?">This quiz is impossible</a>
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asd
Jul 11, 2008 23:54:14 GMT 1
Post by Aerion on Jul 11, 2008 23:54:14 GMT 1
<a href="http://www.free-iqtest.net" title="IQ Test"><img src="http://www.free-iqtest.net/images/badges2/l145.gif" width="200" height="100" alt="IQ Test" border="0"></a><br>Free-IQTest.net - <a title="IQ Test" href="http://www.free-iqtest.net">IQ Test</a>
Honest result (above post was not honest)
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Jul 19, 2008 9:46:25 GMT 1
Post by Aerion on Jul 19, 2008 9:46:25 GMT 1
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asd
Jul 21, 2008 14:59:05 GMT 1
Post by Aerion on Jul 21, 2008 14:59:05 GMT 1
KDX19-P1Y-12JS Perfect World Beta Code
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Nov 12, 2008 14:00:07 GMT 1
Post by Aerion on Nov 12, 2008 14:00:07 GMT 1
Let out three pigs loose in the school. Label them 1, 2, and 4.
They'll think there's a number 3, and they'll keep looking.
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May 30, 2010 1:05:30 GMT 1
Post by Aerion on May 30, 2010 1:05:30 GMT 1
Carlem
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